December 2025

Jamie - You're a fitness machine, pumping out an impressive 1.11 points per minute. You must be tired of leaving everyone in the dust! 🏃‍♂️✨

Michael - Keep up the hard work, Michael! With only 0.56 points per minute, you're proving that slow and steady does indeed win the race... eventually. 🐌🥇

Alex - Not bad, not great. Your 1.01 points per minute keeps you in the middle of the pack, which is a lot like being stuck in traffic. ☔️🚫🚗

Joe - You're really giving "half-assed" a whole new meaning with your 0.56 points per minute. It's almost impressive how unimpressive you are. 🤦‍♂️🌀

Steve - Wow, what happened in the first 350 minutes that made you so productive in the last 15? Your 1.43 points per minute is enough to make anyone's head spin! 🥴🌀

Jon - You know that saying "better late than never"? Well, with only 0.6 points per minute, you might want to reconsider your approach. ⏳🕰️

Huw - You're not last place by much, but your 0.92 points per minute still leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps next time you can remember to exercise before the challenge ends? 😅🌀

Group Summary

You all must have had a rough week because this leaderboard looks like a fitness disaster! Keep pushing, maybe one day you'll break a sweat. 😂💦